hi, i'm alyssa

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via handjob)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via ruinedchildhood)

cramp:

allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”

(via communistbakery)

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