hi, i'm alyssa
myinternetlyfe:

snorlaxatives:

UMMMMMMMM


i’m sure gordo is up for it

comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

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ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

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comecticut:

ericapuff:

today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table

ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)

and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air

like you can think i’m lying, i would, but

image

ARE THOSE BACKUP DANCERS

(via widowshine)

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via communistbakery)

amplifytheworld:

imdifferentbuthappy:

lesliexox518:

newyorkkkkdoll:

boomboomclapclap:

ocheano:

yesterday i was depressed and my boyfriend told me this 
- my story - 

If someone said this to me i would cry from happiness

Awww 😍😪

I used to get texts like this 😍😖 so cute

crying because you just received what alot of us have been waiting for

I’ve reblogged before but I’ll reblog it again because your story broke my heart just stay strong 

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via ruinedchildhood)

  • college: what are you good at?
  • me: procrastination

caspersadventures:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

[Gavin screaming]

(Source: whackdonalds, via communistbakery)

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